crud.and a much belated
crud for the gentleman who, unknowingly, named two songs off 'pleasebabypleasebabybabybabyplease'.
Learning is an important thing to do. I just did it a couple of days ago, in fact. I learned that if a car is standard (transmission), and is older than grunge music, then sometimes you can
push it to start it. That's just so fun! I'm thinking about throwing away my keys altogether, making driving a fun social activity.
I picture the whole community crowding around me, young women smiling knowingly, the local strongmen positioning themseves behind the cracked bumper. I unroll the window, stick my head out the window to give a curt nod and they heave me out the driveway. Some kids run excitedly beside me, and I give them a double thumbs-up, and shout ENGAGE! I try to give a happy honk, realize it's still out of honker fluid, and just hoot loudly.
Fireworks, maybe?
